And the house you only WISH you could afford....Me too!.
I LOVE technology, I work in technology, I want to have every whiz bang gadget you can imagine, and yet when I look at all the tech in this space, somehow it just never quite satisfies does it? That's the problem with today's technology and while I work in the field, even I'm not certain at the moment I know how to get to the next level. It's still too complicated and too 'non-transparent' still to be a game changer.
So, lets take a little closer look at the technologies that have been listed as being in the new 'Home of the Future' at Disneyland.
First, we should point out as some other places have, there is some of overlap with what's in Florida at Innoventions. How much I can't tell, since we are mostly dissecting pictures. But I know they are sponsored by many of the same companies.
So first up is HP stuff.
HP
Let's start with the HP TouchSmart computer in the kitchen.
The up close is here courtesy of Microsoft.
You may recall seeing these at your local Best Buy last year just after the launch of Windows Vista and leading up to the Holiday season. The touch screen is kinda nice, and it works fairly well. But you know what, I don't think it sold very well. Despite the fact that it has a cable tuner, DVD player, etc. etc. etc., it was just too expensive. And the kicker? The computer you see in the picture isn't even available from HP anymore.
The new models are out, and they are here.
BTW, wanna watch TV on that thing? Well, it has an integrated NTSC and ATSC tuner. 'Cool!', you say. 'Not so fast', I say. Nothing in this world is as EASY (or cheap) as it seems.
ATSC is the format for the new HDTV tuners, but it requires an antenna. Yeah, you know, that thing you did away with in the 80's when you got cable? And it's a UHF antenna to boot, so break out the rabbit ears folks and pray you are within about 25 miles of the transmitter, else you'll need a much bigger antenna, possibly a roter (you do remember those, right?) and even a signal amplifier.
'Holy 1970's Batman!'
Want to pull in cable? Yeah, okay, but that's the Achilles heel of the entire Windows Media Center Experience really (or any other DVR for that matter). Right now to directly tune MOST digital cable systems, you still have to have the outboard cable box from your company, which they will provide, but just like your beloved Tivo, you'll get one channel at a time and have to wire up something to tune the cable box directly (IR sensors in the case of TIVO for instance).
What about CABLECard you say? Sure, if you want to buy an external CABLECard tuner from ATI or others. But be prepared to give up all those fancy on demand, pay-per-view and other perks you and Comcast have come to love. And be prepared for LOTS of hassle from the cable company, since getting this thing to work never seems to go smoothly. Ed Bott has a decent series of articles on getting it working at his ZDnet blog. This ain't for the faint of heart folks.
See what I mean about being cool, but just TOO complicated? My father can barely send e-mail and surf the web. Run his cable box through his computer like this? Never gonna happen.
As a side note, if you look close in that picture, just like in Florida, you'll notice that the appliances are from that same company we talked about in my recent 'Toy Story Midway Mania' deconstruction. Surprised? Not gonna find these at your local Lowe's or Home Depot though.
And keep your sticky fingers off my expensive touchscreen computer!
Next in the HP line Gizmodo tells us is the iPAQ 510 Voice Messenger.
The HP link is here.
So when I first read this, I thought, 'COOL!. Maybe HP built a Wi-Fi enabled portable phone I could use with Vonage or something similar.' But alas, it's not to be. Not only is the phone crazy expensive at $320, it only works with an IP-PBX or an appropriate cellular carrier. I've often thought about running something like a small, free Asterisk PBX at home, but frankly who has the time?
You can buy a small custom Asterisk based PBX for not a whole lot of money (say $500 or so), but now that makes your home phone system over $1,000 for two phones, plus monthly fees if you want to walk outside the house and to your land line SIP provider plus your Internet service to boot. On top of that, if you want to use a regular old phone with your spanking new PBX, you have to buy an analog-to-IP convertor for every phone at about $90 each. Or you can by an IP enabled phone, but most of those are WELL over $150.
Just don't let the power go out if you want to make a call. ;)
Lastly in the easy to identify category are the HP MediaSmart LCD TV's. Which do generally get pretty decent reviews and have the Microsoft Media Extender Technology built in, but see the next section on why they won't let you do everything you want to do.
Microsoft
Most of the Microsoft technology is in the infrastructure category, with the exception of the Xbox 360 (which certainly has an infrastructure component to it) and a few other devices. Vista as the OS, Media Center and the associated extender technology to get to your TV screens and stereos.
The major hold up with any of this technology is that Microsoft and others are platform companies, not CONTENT companies. So unless you've ripped all your hard audio CD's to digital content or bypassed the copy protection on your DVD's to get them copied to your hard drive somehow (and in what format? There are DOZENS!), the available content is pretty darn limited.
Sure you can buy digital copies online, but as you and I know, almost none of those options come close to being even the quality of a DVD, let along Blu-Ray. And if you are like me and own almost all the Disney Animated features on DVD, do you really want to shell out for them again in digital form just so you can have a copy that is of generally poorer quality and doesn't have the extras? No thanks guys. Not yet.
Not even Disney's home of the future has solved that problem I'm afraid.
Life|ware
The last major technology contributor is life|ware. Lifeware makes software that is in the home automation space, and like most home automation systems they a) sell through dealers only and b) because of that are usually so expensive guys like you and I really can't afford it.
Lifeware basically from what I can tell makes software that runs on top of Windows Vista to control your 'digital lifestyle'. Like most home automation products, it can tie your HVAC, lighting, whole home audio, security systems, etc. together and make it available on your TV or incredibly expensive little fixed and portable touch screens throughout your home. The list of compatible products is here (WARNING: PDF link).
It's very impressive. . . and no doubt VERY expensive.
Do they solve any of the afore mentioned media issues though?
Nope. So even if they CAN sell you a 4 Terabyte, network connected, media streaming, WMCE enabled server. . . you are still stuck with ripping your media from disc. *sigh* Or watching it directly FROM disc.
But hey, you can connect your oven to it! Oh wait, it's not the one that we mentioned earlier that is in the kitchen. Oh well. Who wants to remotely control their kitchen oven anyhow?
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So, in summation. . . a home of the near future? Maybe.
A home of interconnected, proprietary interconnects that don't free you from the tyranny of locked media? For certain.
Easy on your pocketbook and easy to hook up and maintain? Not on your life.
Sigh.
As a technology guy I WANT this to work, really I do, and boy howdy if I could afford too, I just might. The problem of course is that 'just might' frankly doesn't move product or money. Back to the drawing board guys.